Lỡ mồm

Một anh trách: "Sao tuần trước hẹn mà không đến?".

- Tại lỡ lời.

- Là thế nào?

- Vợ tớ trang điểm lâu quá, tớ nhắc, thế là nàng đùng đùng rút chìa khóa xe và cất biến.

- Cậu nhắc kiểu gì thế?

- Tớ bảo: “Em phục chế lâu thế?”

- Đáng đời. Còn cái vết xước dài ngoằng trên tay kia?

- Vẫn lỗi ấy!

- Cái thằng... bị một lần rồi mà không rút kinh nghiệm à?

- Rút rồi đấy chứ, tớ đã thay hẳn từ “phục chế” thành từ “trùng tu”.

- !!!!!

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